that awkward moment when people think you’re kidding, but you’re actually being totally serious.

corackadile:

story of my life….

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soooo cool!

lovekeanna:

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this is how I feel about Valentine’s Day at the moment haha





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Valentine’s Day

So as we all know, Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and while normally I would be using this night as an excuse to party my ass off, get drunk and meet some interesting single guys, I have a boyfriend this year.  And while I would love to say yes, I’m spending the entire day with him and I’m gonna dress up super cute just to look nice for him and blah blah blah….. I can’t! Our relationship is long distance and I won’t be able to spend my day with him so it’ll be like being single on Valentine’s Day without the ability to go out and find a guy hahaha so Congrats to anyone who has a boyfriend and is able to spend it with them…. I’m happy for you! And to those without a boyfriend—Don’t worry, I’ve been there before and I know you’ll have plenty of fun! Go out, look nice and meet some sexy singles! hahaha And if anyone happens to be in my position—Don’t worry, we will pull through it! Do your makeup all nice and skype your ass off!! :D


ariannasapitula:

thelastcookieinthejar:
These two skeletons from the Neolithic period have been discovered by archaeologists near Mantua in Italy and are believed to be young lovers due to the presence of all the teeth. The Location of their eternal embrace was just 25 miles south of Verona, the city where Shakespeare’s love story Romeo and Juliet was set.

ariannasapitula:

thelastcookieinthejar:

These two skeletons from the Neolithic period have been discovered by archaeologists near Mantua in Italy and are believed to be young lovers due to the presence of all the teeth. The Location of their eternal embrace was just 25 miles south of Verona, the city where Shakespeare’s love story Romeo and Juliet was set.

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this looks soo delicious right now!
dietkiller:

Cookies ‘n Cream Kiss Cookies

this looks soo delicious right now!

dietkiller:

Cookies ‘n Cream Kiss Cookies

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notdoingtheworldjustice:

cockwaffles:

Lol exhibit 43393943078 of why everyone on tumblr is going to be single forever.Stop having such high expectations jesus if a boy did most of this I’d probably want to hit him.
The only acceptable ones are the play fights, clothes and watching movies the rest can fuck off. 

^ AMEN TO THAT

^^^^^To all of these people^^^^^^^
My boyfriend does just about all of these! and that’s what makes him soo amazing!

notdoingtheworldjustice:

cockwaffles:

Lol exhibit 43393943078 of why everyone on tumblr is going to be single forever.
Stop having such high expectations jesus if a boy did most of this I’d probably want to hit him.

The only acceptable ones are the play fights, clothes and watching movies the rest can fuck off. 

^ AMEN TO THAT

^^^^^To all of these people^^^^^^^

My boyfriend does just about all of these! and that’s what makes him soo amazing!

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